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Joke of the Day

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."

"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."

"What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!"

"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops."

"ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT"