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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"
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"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."
"Save the whales. Collect the whole set."
"There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says ""it's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin turns and says ""Ahhh! Talking muffin!"""
"Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave."
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"
"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."
"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."