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Joke of the Day
"Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave."
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"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
"So this baby seal walks into a club ..."
"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."
"Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar with P.E: I came."
"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""
"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"
"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"