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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."

"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."

"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"

"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."