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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
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"Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners."
"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."
"I became friends with a Lovecraftian alien.... It was a Mi-Go."
"What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)"
"I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum."
"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"
"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"
"My wife was acting crazy recently. Now I have to remove her blood from the carpet. Her menstrual blood."