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Joke of the Day

"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."

"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."

"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""

"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."

"After 30 years I still can't figure out how to pronounce ""I'm a lesbian"" so it doesn't sound like ""keep bothering me."""

"Why do black people have such big dicks? So they have something to play with on christmas. -inappropriate, but i think its funny."

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery I thought to myself ""They've lost the plot"""

"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"