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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."

"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."

"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"

"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."

"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""

"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"

"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."

"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."