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Joke of the Day
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
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"whats brown and sticky? a stick!"
"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"
"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."
"Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers"
"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."
"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"