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Joke of the Day

"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"

"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."

"alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words."

"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."

"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"

"I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants. I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero."

"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."

"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."