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Joke of the Day
"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"
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"Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer"
"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"After 10 years of marriage I've composed a check list of good reasons to get married. 1) Your family is being held hostage. 2) 3)"
"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."
"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."