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Joke of the Day
"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"
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"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."
"I don't think I should get a brain transplant... But in the end I changed my mind."
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."
"Knock knock ..."
"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."
"How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain. If not it already is."
"Butts Do not like lies."
"""You only paid for one bus fare, ma'am. I don't see how it's fair for you to take two seats just because you love pizza and cake."""