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Joke of the Day
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
"What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday."
"One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)"
"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."
"I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!"
"C sections. They really take it out of you."
"What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !"
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Scorpio's drink water when they're thirsty"" OMG THIS IS SO ME"
"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."