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Joke of the Day

"I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!"

"The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven... But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers"

"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""

"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."

"Not now ex-boyfriend. Someone favorited 2 of my tweets. I'm a huge deal around there now & you lost your chance. Just kidding. What time?"

"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."