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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You're dicks the biggest one I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nahh, you're just pullin' my leg."" Edit: spell check"

"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."

"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"

"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each."

"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."

"*builds time machine* *goes back in time 183 days* *earth is on the other side of the sun* *dies in space*"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."