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Joke of the Day

"What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !"

"Procrastination Some times I procrastinate so badly on one item of home work that I do other homework to get out of doing that one item"

"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"

"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""

"My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas. She kneads me."

"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the parrot was cool though!"

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""