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Joke of the Day
"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."
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"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."
"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"
"""You are cute like a dog, Momma!"" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment."
"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? ..."
"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""
"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."
"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."
"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."
"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"