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Joke of the Day
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
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"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"
"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"
"I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life"
"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."
"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""
"Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff"