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Joke of the Day

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"

"There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather. And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it."

"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."

"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""

"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"

"So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race"

"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."

"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"

"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."