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Joke of the Day

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."

"I missed the lunar eclipse, but I've seen shadows before, so I get how awestruck everyone was."

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"

"We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog."

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."

"American Politics"

"Today is a very special day. The one day a year I can say I have a girl."