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Joke of the Day
"I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life"
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"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"
"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"
"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."
"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"
"Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana"
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."
"Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want them read and analyzed by 7 other girls."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."