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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"
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"My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison."
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go"
"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"
"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""
"A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face."
"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."