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Joke of the Day
"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""
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"wife [text] I'm so proud of you for sticking to your diet me [can't respond because there's powdered donut on my fingers]"
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"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat"
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