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Joke of the Day

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."

"How does a black women tell she is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."

"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."

"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"

"Not now, kids. Daddy's pretending to be a woman on the Internet"

"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."