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Joke of the Day
"Me: I love you Wife: I will testify against you if required"
Next Joke
"The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate."
"Is your refridgerator running? Because I would rather fucking vote for it than these candidates"
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
"Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10."
"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."