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Joke of the Day
"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? Cause I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"
"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."
"They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's."