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Joke of the Day

"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"Why did the ""Ringling Bros."" Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer."

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""

"With all of this technology, you would think we would have exercise equipment that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run."

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."

"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."