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Joke of the Day

"Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On."

"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"

"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"

"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""

"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""