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Joke of the Day

"Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On."

"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."

"A little Hanukkah humour What do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? A Labia Menorah"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."

"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."

"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"