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Joke of the Day

"Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On."

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"A little Hanukkah humour What do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? A Labia Menorah"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."
"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."
"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"