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Joke of the Day

"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road? &nbsp; Because he farted!"

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."

"I was arrested last week at the airport. Apparently, they don't like you calling 'shotgun' before boarding the plane."

"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."

"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"

"No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat."

"I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass."