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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass."

"How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes? He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!"

"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"

"Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying ""keys"" in case I thought they were llamas."

"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."

"Last night on stage at the strip club ... ...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" ""My glasses"" I said"

"So two baby seals walk into a club"

"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."

"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."

"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."