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Joke of the Day
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
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"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"
"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"
"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"
"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."
"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."