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Joke of the Day

"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."

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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"
"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"
"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"
"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."
"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"
"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"