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Joke of the Day
"A priest opens a restaurant... and calls it ""Braise the Lord"""
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"""There are no dumb questions"" is truly the perfect trap for making dumb people reveal themselves."
"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."
"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
"Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?"
"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"
"What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds? There is twenty of them"
"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"