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Joke of the Day

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."

"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."

"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."

"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."

"Depression starts in a part of the brain called the Hippocampus Which is strange because I always thought hippos loved studying."

"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin."

"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."

"When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?"

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."

"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."