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Joke of the Day

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."

"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."

"A quick question... How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?"

"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."

"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"

"me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."

"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."