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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"

"""That's you"" is one of my favorite games to play with my husband when we see disgusting people."

"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."

"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"

"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."

"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"

"Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is? -Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them"

"What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!"

"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."

"Chuck Norris know's Victoria's Secret."