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Joke of the Day

"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."

"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."

"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."

"I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ... he already overcharged me by $200."

"What did the tree do when he got really nervous? He SOILed his pants I'll^see^myself^out..."

"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."