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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"
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"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."
"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"
"If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house ""Anyone order a stripper?"" then say ""Sorry, wrong house"" & slam the door shut."
"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."
"What's Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce"
"Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a difference."
"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."
"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"