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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"
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"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
"[NSFW]What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."
"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"
"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"