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Joke of the Day
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
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"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."
"If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents."
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."
"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"Ever feel a little ""too"" relaxed? Is your day going ""pretty ok""? Are you enjoying doing a thing? Introducing ""Panic Attacks"" Panic AttacksTM"
"My dad is really good at playing hide n' seek! It's been 12 years since we started and I still haven't found him!"
"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"
"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"
"Your brain has two sides: left and right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."