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Joke of the Day
"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."
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"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."
"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"
"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."
"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
"I'm not saying my mates wife is fat or anything but in February she starts working in Ibiza Selling shade."
"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"
"for those who received a book from me this Christmas. They're due back at the library tomorrow."