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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."

"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."

"What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out? Mumbai"

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."

"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"

"Attidude Redefined for love: I can always take care of my self... But still, i want the person who can prove to me that i can't..."

"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."

"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."

"Do you suppose there was much disagreement over what to call the Honda Accord?"