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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
"The word ""methamphetamine"" looks like it was written by somebody using it."
"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""
"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."
"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."