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Joke of the Day
"I told the Starbucks batista my name was Mary Krismas... They still can't get the spelling right."
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"What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows."
"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."
"""Who's on first?"" ""David."" ""Cool."" -Abbott and Costello's first draft"
"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
"Every single person my age... ...is 43."
"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""
"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"
"I would make a joke about Mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border"