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Joke of the Day

"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."

"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."

"Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?"

"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."

"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."

"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""

"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."

"Two fish are in a tank... One fish says to the other 'how the fuck do you drive this thing?'"