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Joke of the Day
"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"
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"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"
"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"
"I asked my grandfather for sex advice. He said, ""Slow down, you're going too fast."""
"if we're on a date and you're rude to the waiter I'd be like holy shit I'm on a date"
"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""
"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"
"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."