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Joke of the Day

"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"

"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"

"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."

"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."

"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."

"What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ? Santa has just 3 Ho's..."

"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."