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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
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"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."
"dave is coming over ""normal dave or dave whos alwayes doing impressions of evrybody we know"" [from outside] hi guyes, its normal dave ""noooo"
"Firing Squad 2 men lined against a wall ready to be shot by a fireing squad..""have you any last requests""says the soldier...Yes says the man..can we stand behind the wall..."
"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"
"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"
"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"
"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways? Because that's how it comes in the box :D"