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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"
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"don't always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight."
"I had to Seymour Hoffman at the gas station today You know, Philip?"
"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"
"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."