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Joke of the Day
"I had to Seymour Hoffman at the gas station today You know, Philip?"
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"What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !"
"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."
"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."
"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I ain't got cats in my bank account."