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Joke of the Day

"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"

"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."

"turn on: when you double space your essay and it goes from 3 to 5 pages"

"What do you call a Nazi turkey? Joseph Gobbles."

"yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof"

"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"

"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."