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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year"
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"A conversation between 2 vegans: ""I'm a vegan."" ""I'm a vegan too."" ""Oh."" ""So...you're a vegan?"" ""Yes, I am a vegan."" ""Me too."""
"Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut"
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"Not to sound like a total jock but who won baseball this month?"
"todayilearned nothing"
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"
"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."
"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."