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Joke of the Day
"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."
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"What do you call an online correspondence with a transvestite? She-mail."
"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
"The bartender says we don't serve time travelers 2 Time Travelers walk into a bar"
"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"