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Joke of the Day
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"
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"I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal... ..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before."
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"
"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"
"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."
"What do you do if you break your arm in two places? Don't go back to those two places."