101768
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"
Next Joke
"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"
"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""
"An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down Bartender says hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed. Ironic joke says well that's fine then, because I just want a beer."
"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."
"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"
"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"
"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."
"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."