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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"
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"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."
"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"
"At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult.. Turns out, they're pretty straight forward."
"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"
"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
"When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river"
"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts."